Costumed Ohio woman in udderly insane disorderly conduct arrest
SEPTEMBER 30--Meet Michele Allen.
The Ohio woman, 32, was arrested Saturday night after she got liquored up and began chasing kids and blocking traffic in her Middletown neighborhood.
Allen was wearing a cow costume at the time of her arrest, as can be seen in the below mug shots (one of which includes a clear shot of Allen's udder). A police report does not indicate why she was so dressed.
Allen pleaded guilty yesterday to disorderly conduct and sentenced to a month in the local lockup.
Allen not only chased kids and blocked traffic, but she urinated on someones front porch, and challenged police-officers when they arrived on the scene, attacking them with the rather overused "fuck you".
She smelled of alcohol and slurred her words. She was taken into custody, and at the jail refused to remove the cowsuit. My guess is that they didn't want to "rustle" her out of it.
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